Monday, August 14, 2006

So, We have just been given a list of rules.

We just received this list of rules from cousin Leslie and in the interest of promoting the girls as Christmas Champions I thought they were very sensible and should be shared.

:-) Kerri

P.S. In accordance with rule #2 I have now changed the name of this blog to Mini Moonal

Kerri and Gareth:

Thought you may need some handy hints in the coming months from your cousin Lez!!!

It must be a girl – need to keep numbers up for charades!!

Not to be called Baby Knox – must be referred to as Mini Moonal!!

No Mozart to be played to the womb – tape recordings of Christmas Day!!

No goo-goo, gaga nonsense to Mini Moonal – listings of film titles, TV programmes and authors etc!!

Must not be sporty – must have excellent understanding of music especially Midnight Special!!

Kerri must not go to bed early – at least 3am bedtimes to get Mini Moonal used to late nights!!

Continue to drink – Mini Moonal must start early to ensure immunity to hangovers!!

Baby yoga a must – Mini Moonal must be able to get into any position needed to ensure the girls have a good understanding of the title she is trying to act!!

Camping a must – Mini Moonal must be able to bunk down on any given blow up mattress!!

Serious arguments, and lots of them – Mini Moonal must be prepared for the lead up to charades!!

No cute going home outfit for leaving the hospital – must have wig and false nose!!

Mini Moonal to be brought to lots of bonfires – this ensures the understanding of the Christmas Pud!!

Kerri to ignore the shellfish rule – Mini Moonal to get used to the bad prawn!!

Morning sickness is allowed – Mini Moonal must learn to throw up gracefully at designated areas after a feed of drink!!

Must learn to mix baby rice quickly with arm support – this will provide understanding of brandy butter making!!

Mini Moonal must keep her bedroom very messy right up until Christmas Eve – this will ensure that she panics and cleans like the Tasmanian Devil when she is hosting Christmas Day!!

PS CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!

Love Lez, Pako, Anna & Crash xoxoxo

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